No please! Don't seek answers to why some old people walk with broken backs from the learned medical people. They are just pretenders themselves bent on making guesses about frailities in human health many a time doing their diagnoses from their practical experience.

Ever wondered why medical people are so obsessed with recording the histories of one's bad health as well as the treatment they prescribe?

Well, simply, they do so in order to refer to it in the future. If someone got well on using such and such a cocktail of drugs, then the medical person would in the future use the same treatment for people with similar complaints.

So, don't follow their advice but talk to Maneno, a man who has seen it all. I will let you in on Maneno's wisdom about why your Jajja developed a broken or bent back. Maneno tells me that while medical people tell you that sexual healing is so good for you, it has a detrimental side which, when over-practiced, can do a disservice to you.

In the gospel according to Maneno, for a man/woman, over-indulgence in pistoning or being pistoned has a way of working wonders on the bone make-up of one's back- the back bone to be exact, draining it of fluids if you are to overlook the over-use of groin muscles and bbwaa! You earn yourself a broken back on reaching your advanced age, if you ever clock an age beyond 60 years.

Challenged on this 'wisdom', Maneno hits back his face contorted and the veins in his neck bulging to bursting point : "For starters, you just inquire from your Jajja or any old person who walks with a bent back whether or not during their teen age and throughout their middle ages, they were not besotted with not only thinking about sex but also, and especially, in practically doing it?" Me, I am yet to ask one but I wouldn't be surprised if on doing so, I wouldn't prove Maneno right.

If you are reading this and were to respect Maneno's wisdom, you would be better advised to treat with great caution your engagement in matters of ebyobusiru, as our parents used to warn us.

I mean, you can be so engaged but do so with utmost care actually being as suspicious about those things as the international community is now suspicious of their shadows courtesy of the threat of al-shabaab and Al-Qaeda terrorist antics.

So, what does the son of the soil do under the circumstances. Well, it's Maneno who still has the answer. Says he, "Just like when the human immuno deficiency virus hit our times and Eve's grand daughters started eating their 'sweet' in a Kaveera, a solution to this is engaging in akaboozi ku bbiri in most sexexercises."

Well, it's a natural law that some, if not many people, are hard at learning. You will require to always tell them everything in black and white or else they will be left unlearned. Okay, kumbe where were we? Yea, it's educating you, you and you what 'akaboozi ku bbiri' means.

Well, just like your name might have a meaning to it in your local dialect, akaboozi ku bbiri means making a very interesting and engaging conversation on a female's twin towers-the twin towers being ze 'ku bbiri' thing here. Please be very wise and ask no more about that. Just take the advice or leave it.

In another development, having learnt that the wagisu have officially launched the imbalu dance, rather than tussle it out with sweaty pedestrians on a daily basis on the Kampala dust infested roads,  Maneno has opted to pitch camp in Bugisu, enjoy the imbalu festivities, drink ka-malwa in true style and do what it will take to dance the sexcited wagisu girls.

You the uninitiated might be ignorant about how satisfying it is to join groins with the women of eastern Uganda, those living in the lands right from across the source of the Nile at Jinja. But the knowledgeable ones will tell you that when these women (from Busoga, Bugisu, Bumasaba, etc, etc) are engaged in the war of the groins, they do the fighting in such a convincing style you will leave them satisfied that they mean business.

When Roland and Maneno first engaged girls in one of these areas, they told me that they enjoyed the pistoning so much they forgot their physical abilities. However, from the following day after the engagement, up to a full four days, they complained of backache and fires in their pelvis areas and because the 'symptoms persisted', they had to 'seek medical advice.'

We will follow up on Maneno in Mbale because he is spending mega bucks earlier earned from his sexpertise at the recently concluded world cup events held in Madibaland.

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