Children are a blessing from God to those who want them; but not those who abandon them in latrines, at bus stops and in the markets. Sometimes children show up when least expected, and to be specific 'at the wrong time'.

Others show up probably at the right time but they are not needed at all. These are the most unfortunate, for such pregnancies are likely to suffer termination by abortion. They are popularly baptized unwanted pregnancies.

You may have wanted to have sex for pleasure or for money but ended up winning a mega bonus of pregnancy. That's the problem. If you had spent more time on your knees than on your back you wouldn't need an abortion.

We cannot continue without thanking the good mothers who welcome babies with smiles regardless of situations in which they are found. They believe any time is the right time as long as the baby is on the way.

One thing I know about ladies who love children is that they are good at proposing names for their unborn babies. When she misses her periods she will straight away begin making consultations on the best names available for a boy and a girl around town.

The next destination will be the clinic to carry out pregnancy scan. She can't wait to know the sex of the baby just like many football lovers can't wait for 11 June World Cup spark off date.

She needs to know the sex of the baby to enable her do the shopping. Gone are the days when someone acquired his first pair of shoes at the age of 16; today a mother buys shoes for even two months old unborn baby.  
     
The popular distinction between biology and sociology is a simple one: If your wife delivered a baby that resembles you that's biology, but if the baby resembles the neighbour then that's sociology.

This is possible especially if you have a generous wife in the house. Men have got to be careful as women propose names for the babies. When she suggests that the baby be named Robert, you now have a hint.

Robert must have been her proverbial high school boyfriend she loved so much. If not then Robert is her Boss who constantly gives her promotions or the handsome bachelor next door.

A woman has to find out why her husband has chosen the name Vanessa for their newly born baby girl. It's fine if Vanessa is a name picked from his sister or a certain relative.

May be it is proper for a husband to choose the boy's name while the wife does the same for the baby girl. The proposal is not promoting jealous or marital suspicions; it is only intended to make both parties safe.

Names picked from stars and important personalities are most preferred by modern parents. But man, you had a reason to worry if your wife chose the name Clinton for your baby boy especially when you were living in the US during Clinton's administration.

Should your wife by chance get an invitation to the white house you are finished.
A friend of mine has a son named Chameleon. Now that the name was chosen by his wife he has vowed never to allow the woman attend any concert staged by the Leon Island boss.

He says he is not ready to lose his wife. But the fact remains that women are mad and crazy about stars and big personalities. They are always ready to give in everything.  Mbu whenever international male stars get into the country Ugandan women fight to sleep with the chaps.

The likes of Akon and Shaggy have left behind kids. I promise to slap my wife if she comes up with names in the line of Timberlake, Snoop Doggy and others.  And she won't because if it is a baby boy I choose the name and if it's a baby girl she does the choosing.

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