Friday, July 30, 2010

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Zak’s Awkward Ideas: MPs plot for another chance to eat sausages

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One thing that I have leant in life is that this planet that we live in will never run short of surprises. Can you imagine that in the latest scorecard assessment of the Members of Parliament it is said that the performance of these legislators in the august house has improved compared to the recent years! I am shocked!

Honestly all along I thought our legislators are only capable of eating sausages, fat salaries and nothing more. Oh may also doze off when Parliament is discussing certain issues that government wants to be passed and wake up to endorse those issues like Mzee inspired them to do a few years ago when he was campaigning for his sad term. Did I say sad term? Sorry, I actually wanted to say third term.

However I am told according to the report of African Leadership Institute, it seems these MPs have started pretending to put to good use the energy they scoop from our sausages and salaries that they feast on day and night.

 

Chaka Chaka relieves pupils from classboredom

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Isaac Lubega, a senior three student in one of Kampala's schools finds Monday as the worst day in his week. He says that on Monday, he is still in the weekend mood and if possible, lessons on that day should be pushed to 11am instead of early Monday morning. He normally dozes or even looks too tired to attend those morning lessons.

But he's not alone here. Normally students in his class tend to doze, are sluggish when doing their assignments and sometimes the teachers are under the same spell.
However, on Monday, this week, it was a different story to the teachers, pupils and the entire staff of ST Jude Primary School, Nagulu.

26th July, 2010 will remain in the records of ST Jude primary school, Nagulu as a special day when South Africa's renowned singer Yvonne Chaka Chaka and officials from Right To Play visited the school as one of the campaigns to fight against malaria.

 

The Cafeteria: Against the odds 02

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When the plane landed in Amsterdam, she quickly came to me and volunteered to show me around the Airport if I did not know my way around. How could I miss such an opportunity of walking around one of the biggest Airports in Europe with such a beautiful woman? I quickly answered in the affirmative.

Our first destination was the Restaurant that was located in the Arrival section. We had a cup of coffee here and later on toured the airport. Although I had been to Amsterdam before, I had never ventured to look a round the Airport and it surroundings.

Because we had two hours before the next flight, I asked her if we could go site seeing in the city. She was more than ready to go with me.
We toured the city museum and later went to the bridge that crossed the R. Rhine one of the biggest Rivers in Europe. Here we could see the furthest place of Netherlands and she held out to my hand for the first time and told me of how I was a special man. 

 

Virginity and dignity re-visited

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How about a joke for a change? I read somewhere that the smallest motel in the world is called Virginia. It accommodates only one person at a time and his two bags are left outside.

Shall we start now? For some reasons, I have been thinking in reverse mode. Been asking why things are how they are, what could happen if some things are done a different way and a hoard of other trivia my mind could play with. Finally I remembered when I first lost my virginity and an argument to that effect I had had with my friends.

Can you believe many people talk all nice about virginity and make those who lost it early in life look outcasts? I fail to see why there is a lot of brouhaha about virginity or the lack of it.

 

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