Scratching ground to build a relationship with a stranger isn't something you do with your bare nails. In fact nails are the last tools you want seen by your potential. Hence pick up lines work wonders when thought and applied correctly!

Un-thought and badly crafted lines can leave one confused and either laughing at you - stupid or utterly mad.

Many men are on the same boat here. So when you go about throwing about your pick up lines, dude, they had better be really humorous but NOT the Kato Lubwama crap. If you are talking about those "is you father a thief coz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes" or "are you Mother Christmas coz you make my bells jingle" or " Heaven must be missing an Angel".etc...Then believe me you won't get along! ...they do not work...ask me, I know. I have tried them out, when I was 10years old.

Now that I have grown up... (A bit)...I have kinda mastered a few tricks and pick up lines that actually do work. But wait! There is a disclaimer and Warning: Only try this if you are very confident and are ready to get laid.

With everyone on Facebook nowadays, you can always try the I-know-you-look and ask her.."Hey, aren't you on Facebook?"... be ready to say something after that just in case she says no....and what if she says yes? Well that's upto you.

There is the "do not touch me" line. This always works for me... A chic passes close to you and as soon as she's about to pass you, tell her "Hey!, dont touch me" and smile. If she has a nice sense of humour, she will say some thing funny in return. If she coils her tail in fright, she got no game. She got her own issues to sort out and you wouldn't want to be party to that. The craziest line would be...you must be tired babe coz you have been running thro my mind all night!!!!!

In Ange or Silk, and there are about 3 mamacitas sitting alone in a table. Approach them confidently, sit down and say, "Guys sorry am late. Traffic was a mess.", then look at the chic you want and tell her." We havent met have we? ...am so and so...bla bla rest is upto you.
I, for sure, know Ugandans love beer and bars.

Doesn't waste time just buy a chick what she is taking and disappear to the toilet while the waiter is taking the drink to the lady. However, you must be too swift otherwise a smooth brother, will move in with some quirky line. By the time the waiter shows the drink was from that table all you get is a smile?

Another line is the no line at all pick up line. I mean, act deaf and pretend to talk to her using sign language. Ask for directions or something. If you are lucky and she doesn't know sign language as well, then game on. Just laugh at her and tell her "Look, its ok. Even if I was deaf, I'd go to the police for directions.

It works on non-stuck up, fly and mature women with a very deep sense of humour in Kampala and any other town. I hope some of you don't have to travel to Kampala to try 'em out.

Lemme end this whose pick up line thing with one that worked just yesterday. Am with my boy and had some few coins in my hand. Out of no where I started imitating street beggars. (God forgive me,but hey, am just trying to find a woman to procreate with like you told us to do.lol) Anyhoo, I start approaching chics (fly ones only) and sayin what street kids along Kampala road say, "aunty Smart, help the poor!!' While at it, am in a tie and still have my office folder.

Of course, the stuck up ones just passed by with a grin. Some just smiled and passed. The one that I picked up stopped and wanted to actually give me something. So I retaliated, "chic, if you aint giving me nuting above a two thousand shilling note, you might as well move along, coz am really tryin to beat da rush hour" then I smiled. Chic just laughed; and am like "what? If you think laughing at cute beggars is something, wait till I give a mimick of the gay dude; here is my card, call me".

30 minutess later I get a call and chic says "Haz, if you still on the streets begging, am calling Kayihura". I laugh and say "I have already worn my badge and my 9mm gun is loaded". She goes "Oh,so now you are inspector Gadget?" and am like "hey, anything to break bread" and I laugh.
She has my card, she knows where I work so of course she knows am just teasing and joking.

Now unless she calls me again or sends me mail, I'll wait a day or two before asking her out to Javas and make sure I tell her the money am using is from beging.lol. I hope you get the drift. There is no or are no pick up lines. infact, those documented pick up lines, you know, the ones that have been running through your mind all day, can also work BUT once you are married and have like 3 kids, there us absolutely nuthing else you can a woman!!!

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