If you are a man or even a boy, stand advised not to read any further of this piece. Why so? Well, it's because if you do, you are doing it at your own cost and peril.

Now wamma females, after having got rid of the males, welcome aboard for this is your real meal of an article. But still, if you find it repulsive to your taste, please don't be a hypocrite because, like we have come to learn from that sage who lived a couple of a millenium ago, know ye the truth and the truth will make you free!

Ladies (without gentlemen), I am happy to address you so, wonder no more at how I have come across what you are about to read.

The simple explanation is that me, I always have my ear to the ground; that's how I come to learn about many a thing that many of you tend to ordinarily miss. But don't think that's even an easy thing to do; it's after-all a fruition of training from a college where we paid stiff fees.

If there is any man still reading this despite the warning at the beginning, shauri yako! Okay, wamma ladies, there is in town this man who I have met and I would like you to meet because he is a Casanova of sorts.

A young man he is, good looking he is and he goes around with a happy purse but he has started to charge for his services and tell you what, the females who have come to know about him are more than willing to foot the bill.

We were walking the streets of the Makerere main campus when we chanced on information about the guy and we decided to follow it up and find him.

You see certain people are created or create onto their bodies such uncommon features they end up standing out from others and at times make it to the Guiness Book of records like this chap might do.   

Well, the young man, so we first heard, and later found out, has a very rigid and longish dick which is covered with a wealth of vinundunundus or obugulumo.

Women as those of you without good experience, will see nothing in this but those of you who have ever been surfed with a rubberised rough rider know what I am talking about.

I come to know this from overhearing talk between a group of excited women who said that after tasting a surfing with a rough rider, they would go for no other kind of rubber because the experience with the former mbu is kawa! Naye women bannange!

Those of you who don't know what we are talking about here better know that a rough rider comes with 'pimples' all along it era mbu when properly dressed and inserted where it's meant to be inserted, the insertee (a person into whom it's inserted) goes into a vibrating mode and starts earning exciting episodes in the football, no, in the penball game.

And right from the word go, it's that interesting and it gets more interesting as the pounding goes on-the more frantic or energetic the pounding, the better.

I understand that manufacturers of the damn thing were guided on by female whackees (people who are whacked) who let them on about  the wisdom mbu in a female's vestibular kabunidde, are convoluted walls that need to be scratched something a skin-smooth penis fails to do.

So, if you furiously kukuuta (rubbing is a poor translation of that) that tunnel, at the end of the thrusts, even during the session(s), the very kathing and  it's owner will be thanking you very much for work well done. Talk about hearing it from a horse's mouth.

So, our interesting guy is marketing himself as the man in creation who can sexcite a female's pudenda like it was meant to be excited. Going by the saying that 'amaaso g'omuganda gali mu ngalo', when we met the guy, we told him we could only believe his claim on seeing; after-all, seeing is believing.

The thug took us aside and posing like we were taking a group pee, he showed us. Eh, eeeh! I even touched his kithing for good measure and I can assure you, the bugger has what he claims.

The rest of the things about this man and bed theatricks are a different story but read about three of the girls who have had a sexperience with Silver, his name is.

Martha: "Kale Silver yansiikuula….yantuusa ne we nali situukanga mu by'omukwaano.."  In idolising the sexperteese of Simon's dillinger, Martha, a university undergraduate,  is all praise for the man's staying power and the fact that while they were at it, Silver pounded her silly and gave her pussy maximum respect courtesy of the rivers of love waters she kept on ejecting at the 'simply nerve wracking' shaftings.

Cynthia is an office worker who was led to Silver by a pimp. She paid the man a cool 50 mitwalos in the currency controlled by madam Syda Bbumba thanking him for taking her to and beyond several heavens.

Cynthia, who had a one night session with Silver, vows she wants to meet the man for a return match 'not only for the excitement his pecker drove into me but also because I could swear (but I first want to be sure), the magma of that monster of a driller is of its own kind.

When he was pouring it into me, I felt like he was washing my kathing in a hot hail-like shower.' When Cynthia was opening to us, I didn't know what she was talking about and I took this to be a fertile imagination of her brains but I didn't like to challenge her on it.

Nnalongo is a maama w'abaana and a business woman working in Kikuubo. She said: "Kale mwaana mulenzi oyo amanyi ky'akola. Nze n'okumulowoozaako obulowooza mpulira nga ntoba…" (For fear of tampering with the meaning in what this seasoned woman was talking about, we leave it un-translated).

Nnalongo claims she has had Silver a 'good' four times and she is still counting. "That man has made me pecker crazy," she disclosed to us while we sympathetically nodded our heads as if we knew what she was going through.

I hear some women over there hankering to have a go at Silver. You are welcome to go for your fantasies after all, this is a free world. How do you get to Silver? Well, ….. aaaagh ….Why not, contact us we will lead you on.

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