Our president is the last person I would get a romantic or a quotable love quote from, even in his Mustard Seed; there is no chapter that he dedicated for love or romance. But about a decade ago, he said something that surprised me very much up till now.

He said that Luganda, one of the local daialects there is no appropriate translation for the word "Servicing"(as in taking a car for servicing), ever since then I have tried to disprove him but all has been in vain.

Today I would want to be a little selfish, not that I will write about myself, nay, but I write this piece for my friend who I know has already started on this road, (separation) hopefully it will lead her to much happiness.

I will first start the gibberish of it all, the Indians believe that people get attracted by their karma (destiny) rather than pure love, but the karma can change between partners hence the desire to be together evaporates, the magnetism between the two souls thus changes even if there could still be love, destiny calls them apart so that , they can experience different lessons, different experiences to further grow.

Laughter is perhaps one reason why most couples got stuck together at the beginning or are still together because they manage to laugh together.

But, just like everything in this world, there are some normal things that when done to other people or place draws the opposite reaction. Thus, today we look at jokes that one should never contemplate in a relationship.

Because men have different make-up from women, the things that can offend the men might not necessarily offend women that much. To a larger extent bad jokes have been discovered to bring insecurities in a relationship!

Men the world over are accused of being an insensitive cheating specie, almost all women will tell you how they had this wonderful thing going till the man spoilt it.

Its true men are more advertures, to an extent that when Bill Clinton cheated on Hillary some scientist brought evidence that he was not to be blamed but the genes are!

I say with authority that 90% of the times the problems are caused by women themselves, so how do you keep your man, there is nothing so spectacular, but just small changes will do, try some suggestions here;