Laughter is perhaps one reason why most couples got stuck together at the beginning or are still together because they manage to laugh together.

But, just like everything in this world, there are some normal things that when done to other people or place draws the opposite reaction. Thus, today we look at jokes that one should never contemplate in a relationship.

Because men have different make-up from women, the things that can offend the men might not necessarily offend women that much. To a larger extent bad jokes have been discovered to bring insecurities in a relationship!

We begin with the ladies, these are some of the things that should you joke about might put you in jeopardy

His mother
Many people reason that the adage of opposite attracts is the reason why most men hold their mothers as sacred conduit, this could be used to explain why most men will get attracted and most of the times marry women who have some qualities like their mothers.

Its for this reason that any negative mention of his mother will leave more than a bitter taste in his heart, so girls avoid mentioning his mother if you don't have anything good to say about her, this includes even the tricky situation where you find that he is accusing or is disappointed with his mother, the safe bet is to try and side with his mother and you will be on the safe side of his heart.

His Penis
A study done in America a decade ago showed that most men would rather die than lose their penises, this study was triggered by the fact that most gruesome murders on women especially prostitutes were done by men who had sexual deficiencies, thus they turned their anger on the women, just because they could not satisfy them!

A man hold his member as a representative of himself, it is the root of his very ego, and anything,comment/joke that has a negative tinge will be  viewed as  a direct attack on his ego, which despite men's bravado facade, is a very meek and fragile thing(the ego).

His pay
Since time immemorial, men view themselves as the hunter that goes and comes back to feed the family, the bread winners, the providers, you name it.

It's for this reason that they derive their demand to be respected not only within his family but the society in general. Its for this reason that men will tend to blow off their  earnings especially when they are courting, the truth is that they don't necessarily wish to show off, all they want to show the lady is that he can take care of her.

So ladies should you know his earnings, for your sake just don't make fun of it, though you could take it as a joke, for him he will see it as telling him" you are no man enough!

Now for the men, here are some no joke zone;-

Age
The age puzzle has continued to baffle many people, as to why all women lie about their age, the truth is that in their unconscious mind, they know that they will reach a time when they cant be full women (men with wombs) meaning that they will cease being fertile.

This is a dread for all women, knowingly or unknowingly, they will try to fight this time drag till they cant do it anymore, so any jokes concerning their age will be viewed as a way of telling them that they are about to expire.

So men, be gentlemen enough to buy that card for her 25th birthday the 6th time without asking or making fun of her age.

Sexuality
Just like their counterparts, women will die to please their partners especially in the bedroom, so they are equally sensitive when you as a partner make jokes of her feminism; the worse form involves her connection with mother-hood.

Although a bad joke about her privates could take sometime to be healed, (quicker than a man's damage)

Appearance
Women will spend all efforts, ages and millions of their shillings to look better, the reason is that they are programmed to attract the male species, this is not only confined to humans, but other animals and even flowers, the female will be more colorful!

If this effort meets mockings from you even if just joking, could have diverstating effects on your woman. The problem is that even indifference to her efforts of beautifying herself could be translated as mockery.

Then there are the general jokes that sometimes could hurt more than you expected, and such jokes should be avoided at all costs, this may include -making fun of your partner in front of other people, (in public), making jokes about her failure at a certain task, or your partners inability to do something, and constantly referring to this, may bring loath-ful reactions to your partner. blog comments powered by Disqus

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